No chance in a bank So it's driving a tank Stout as a brick Thick as a plank It's needlework instead of maths When the dumb row laughs Give him a gun See 'em go Where they go is a no-no As welcome as a turd in a swimming baths The dumb row laughs No niggers or yids or wops or nips No wogs or kites or krauts or spicks No micks or jocks or taffs When the dumb row laughs
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