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Текст песни "Tumbleweed"



Wait a minute man 
Ay check this out man 
It was this blind man, right? 
Man check this 
It was this blind man, right? 
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? 
Ay, he walked past this fish market 
You know what I'm sayin'? 
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said

Woo, good morning ladies 
You like that shit man? 
Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man 
I tell you what 
My man on the guitar 
Ay, fool on the drums 
Everybody just crowd 'round the mic 
I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got man 
So first I'm gonna start it off like this 
Help me sing it home boy, come on 
Said colt 45 and two zig-zags 
Baby that's all we need 
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed 
As the marijuana burn 
We can take our turn 
Singin' them dirty rap songs 
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong 
It still takes from here to Hong Kong 

So roll, roll, roll my joint 
Pick out the seeds and stems 
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell 
Skatin on datin rims 
So roll, roll the 83 
Cadallac Coupe Caville 
If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell 
I bet my Cavy will 
Well it was just sundown in a small white town 
They call it eastside Palm Dell 
When the Afro Man walked through the white land 
Houses went up for sale 
Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's 
when I met a little girl named Jan 
I let her ride in my Caddy 
cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan 
We fucked on the bed 
Fucked on the flo' 
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro 
Then I fucked to the left 
Fucked to the right 
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white 
I thought to myself 
Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra 
I put on my clothes and I was on my way 
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet 
So I ran, I jumped out the back window 
But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo' 
Oh, he beat me to the left 
He beat me to the right 
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night 
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad 
That's the best damn pussy I ever had 
Got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine 
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time 
Colt 45 and two zig-zags 
Baby that's all we need 
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed 
And as the marijuana burn 
We can take our turn 
Singin' them dirty rap songs 
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong 
It still takes from here to Hong Kong 

So roll, roll, roll my joint 
Pick out the seeds and stems 
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell 
Skatin on datin rims 
So roll, roll the 83 
Cadallac Coupe Caville 
If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell 
I bet my Cavy will 
I met this lady in Hollywood 
She had green hair but damn she looked good 
I took her to my house 
Cuz she was fine 
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine 
I met this lady from Japan 
Never made love with an African 
I fucked her once 
I fucked her twice 
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice 
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya 
I met a woman in the heart of Australia 
Had a big butt and big titties, too 
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo 
See I met this woman from Hawaii 
Stuck it in her ass and she said I E 
Lips was breakfast 
Pussy was lunch 
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch 
Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky 
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me 
I came in her mouth 
It was a crisis 
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices 
Colt 45 and two zig-zags 
Baby that's all we need 
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed 
And as the marijuana burn 
We can take our turn 
Singin' them dirty rap songs 
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong 
It still takes from here to Hong Kong 

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee 
Her titties were filled with hennessy 
That country music really drove me crazy 
But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy" 
Met this lady in Oklahoma 
Put that pussy in a coma 
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again 
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina 
Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina 
Fucked this hooker in Iowa 
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her 
Fucked this girl down in Georgia 
Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya 
Met this beautiful sexy ho 
She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico 
Fine young thang said her name's Maria 
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla 
I wanna get married but I can't afford it 
I know I'm a cry when she get deported 
Colt 45 and two zig-zags 
Baby that's all we need 
We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed 
As the marijuana burn 
We can take our turn 
Singin' them dirty rap songs 
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong 
It still takes from here to Hong Kong 

Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to fuck 
But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what) 
I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet 
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood 
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy 
But it take her so long to cum 
Then a dude walk in 
That's her big boyfriend 
And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?) 
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang) 
You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang) 
But he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman 
So he start beatin' on yo' ass 
Now ya clothes all muddy 
Ya nose all bloody 
Your dick was hard but now it's all (what) 
You thought you had a girl to rock your world 
Now you still gotta go jack off 
Said colt 45 and two zig-zags 
Baby that's all we need 
We can go to the park... 

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